Eternal First Son-in-law

Xu Wuzhou travelled through time, and was shocked to find out that he was, apparently, married. Not only did he recognize a pesky vermin there, but also ended up sleeping with his bride’s best friend on the night of his wedding. He then mistakenly entered a brothel looking for a meal, which again disappointed his bride. His father-in-law hence sent him to their family’s training hall to fend for himself. But because he had travelled through time, he gained a tattered reincarnation bowl that requires him to swallow objects of all kinds…